Enemy, Take a Good Look at Me

( ningen sucker / a ningen ningen fucker )

Just for my own records! Some of the fics I've found myself really liking in this porn battle.

Let It Rain, by taurenova. Supernatural. Dean/Castiel.

We Know A Secret, by makesitpretty. Sandman. Delirium/Destruction.

Chameleonic, by recrudescence. Firefly. Simon/River.

Addiction, by twetwe123. Anthropomorphic fic. Needle/Vein.

The Battle You Didn't Choose, by aftertherain. Gossip Girl. Blair/Serena.

Slip, by 0penhearts. Juno. Juno/Mark.

Fur, by mahaliem. Beauty and the Beast. Belle/Beast.

Only Human, by cuddlesquid. Death Note, High School AU. Rem/Misa.

Nothing Sweet, by merihn. Harry Potter. Draco/Harry.

Backroom, by black_eyedgirl. Entourage crossover with Gossip Girl. Chuck Bass/Eric Murphy.

In Space Everyone Can Hear You Scream Like A Girl, by cuddlesquid. Futurama crossover with Beauty and the Beast. Zapp Brannigan/Gaston.

A Footnote to the Five Year Plan, by black_eyedgirl. Entourage. Lloyd/Ari.

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Also, for the records, my stuff!

I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance. Entourage. Mrs. Ari/Dana Gordon.

Let's Send A Message: Everything Burns. Entourage. Vince/Eric.

Fuck Me Later, Sing It to the Tune of Faggot, Faggot, Faggot. Death Note. L/Light.

I Just Wanna Talk to You. Saturday Night Live. Mark Wahlberg/Donkey. Yep, you read that right.

Takes A Woman's Touch. Resident Evil IV. Ashley/Leon.

Slow Burn. Entourage crossover with Supernatural. Vince/Dean.

( Step one, you say, 'we need to talk'/He walks, you say, 'sit down, it's just a talk'/He smiles politely back at you/You stare politely right on through/Some sort of window to your right/As he goes left and you stay right/Between the lines of fear and blame/You begin to wonder why you came/Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend/Somewhere along in the bitterness/And I would have stayed up with you all night/Had I known how to save a life )

( Will not be shaken/And jump into this/And be persuasive/Just carry on./Make my mind up, to go through this/Or be firm and sit in silence./'Cause I want to fight/I want to fight/I want to prove I'm right./I want to fight/I want to fight/So turn and forfeit. )

( Not Too Much Time to Dwell )

( First Coming Out )

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So that was fun.

All right, so, yesterday. I'm minding my own business, making a Wilson!post to roleplay out with Seth, with Tara. It was all good! About to go the grocery store even! But then the whole house goes black. I kind of 'wtf' for a minute, until I find out that some asshole crashed his car into a pole outside my building.

Grah! I was so pissed off that I just left with my brother, to get groceries. Come back, two hours later, and the workers are just getting there to fix things. The electricity wasn't back up until about eight - almost four hours later. By then, I was so pissed that I just waited until House (the show this time) was on, and then went to bed.

And, consequently, forgot to re-set my alarm, so I was late to school again >>;

Goddamn. This neighborhood pisses me off.


Least I got a 50/50 on my Civil War recruitment poster...!

And, also, House was amazing xP

I'm gonna put an axe to this computer xDD It likes randomly copping out. But I really can't afford to fix it. Bah!

Anyway. Shannon drew me a picture of a muffin today :) I was quite happy. It's hanging on my wall. Whee!

The end.

Bah. My dumb dildos mp3 player keeps freezing on me. About once a week. Which wouldn't bother me, on a normal mp3 player, but you can't pop the battery out on this one - it recharges and such. So I have to wait for it to run out and then charge it back up again and... bah!

Ah, well. It's not too bothersome, in the state of things. Just. *beats* I WANT MY DRESDEN DOLLS D: *on a kick*

*flounces off to do... something!*


EDIT:
And furthermore.



:D

I look retarded. Don't mind me. Look at the pretty.

I have a Shannon!

*squees a bit*

It's a bit ironic, heh, considering the whole thing with House + Wilson in hogwarts_hocus. Shannon and I have been friends forever and she... randomly asked me out today! I did a jig of joy before I said yes, of course :D

I've never had a steady girlfriend before, not for more than a week >>;

Good lord, I really hope I don't fuck this up.


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P.S. I want to be Brian Viglione. The end.

So RL has been beating me about the head, severely. With a sledgehammer. In the hands of Chuck Norris.

Okay, I jest. About the Chuck Norris part. Dean Winchester is way stronger.

But really. First, get back to school, PAINFUL overload of homework, which would be bad enough, but then my mom's boyfriend is... quite the sketchball, to put things nicely, and... Yeah, having problems with him. Won't get into that because it's long and angsty and there's lots of bad words and... nobody wants to hear that about me >>; So I shan't bore you all with that.

My research project for English is on its way! I'm writing about mental illness amongst literature, whee. With books like Perfect by Natasha Friend, Fight Club, by Chuck Palahniuk, Zodiac by Robert Graysmith, Helter Skelter by Vincent Bugliosi and Girl, Interrupted by Susanna Kaysen. Whee! I wanna see if I can get some Johnny the Homicidal Maniac to fit into there too. That'd be ACE.

*bounces around a bit* Wilson!plot to come on Houseeeee. So exciiiiited.

I start my CSI class after school soon! Woo!

*done*

I wish I had interesting stories to tell. This journal would be so much more entrancing. Heh, Dean has more fun than I do.

Unfortunately, I have only spent all day playing guitar, drinking Mountain Dew and reading Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

AND THEN AN OGRE FELL FROM MY CEILING AND WE PLAYED PADDY-CAKE AND I ATE HIM LOL.

That line just gave this entry ten points in appeal.

But no. My day was full of un-fun, haha.

On the bright side, I learned part of the Duncan Hills Coffee jingle, and 'Nowhere Fast', 'Megalomaniac', and 'Privilege' by Incubus.

On the downside... Dear God, I am boreder than a muppet on crack.

Which may not be all that bored. Hmm. I do not know.

My fingers hurt. Och.

I'S CAN POST. HEE.

Just trying this whole ... el Livejournal thing out. I have nothing interesting to post about, other than my seeing Pan's Labyrinth. It was very good! I'd recommend it for everyone!

Ho hum. *is boring*

I have a craving for booooozzzeeeeee.

That is all :D